This is a Tribute?

I found this over the summer at Valders Memorial Park in Valders, Wisconsin.  If you have a few seconds today it is worth the read.  It is apparently a tribute...although I have to think that when I go if this is the best they can come up with for me that I rather not be remembered at all.

It almost reads like someone who hated the guy was put in charge of wordsmithing this "tribute."